Clients From Hell

With only three semesters separating me from The Real World, I've begun to feel some pangs of anxiety about the future. This tumblr shows what I have to look forward to. Here are a few of my favorites:

“I want it to be fabulous. When people look at it they will think “uh huh.” It should say wow and just be me. We have never met, but I think from this email you will understand what that means. I am me and it should be like me. You know who I am. Make it me. Make it fit me…just like that, you know. Is that specific enough? I think that should be enough for you to see my vision.”

"For my logo I would like a picture horse jumping out of an exploding light-bulb, while pulling our name on a banner."

"The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure to have some fried chicken legs somewhere. Add a few lady bugs, maybe two or more? The company’s main color is yellow. Also, please make this christmas themed."

Here's to that BFA in my not-so-distant future.